Independent Baptist Preacher Boys
Many of these freaks are devil possessed:
Here's a man of God preaching God's word. Amen? I never was called to ministry like these mighty men of God have but I promise if this ass hole ever came near here I'd throw him right out on his ass and give him a good dose of Casper the Holy Ghost he wouldn't forget. He belongs in his habitation of preacher boys in their solemn assemblies and feasts as they shear the sheep together preaching great swelling words of vanity and of course letting us all know how wonderful they are and how God is in it:
So when did you get a call to the ministry preacher? And what do you know about God's precepts compared to your Baptist heritage?
But unto the wicked God saith, What hast thou to do to declare my statutes, or that thou shouldest take my covenant in thy mouth?
Seeing thou hatest instruction, and castest my words behind thee.
-PSALM 50.16-17