ONE SHOT -- DEAD
Police received a 911 call from a woman that said, "THE MAN HAS WEAPONS!" So POLICE respond with SWAT TEAMS and SHOOT AND KILL THE MAN afterward they find out he was unarmed.
DRESSED TO KILL -- WITH BLOOD TO SPILL
Watch out if you have a STUBBORN PERSONALITY or are having some LIFE DIFFICULTY. You may be killed for that:
Others reported that the man killed WAS GOING THROUGH SOME DIFFICULTIES and WAS A VERY STUBBORN MAN. Well then good thing he's dead. We don't need any STUBBORN PEOPLE who are having LIFE'S DIFFICULTIES around our neighborhoods!
Amendment IV AMENDED:
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized. UNLESS SOME WOMAN CALLS 911 AND SAYS YOU HAVE GUNS IN YOUR HOME, ARE STUBBORN, or are HAVING LIFE'S DIFFICULTIES. THEN YOU DESERVE TO BE KILLED...
