Tuesday, December 10, 2013

MEDIA EXPOSURE ACUTE STRESS SYNDROME

The NEWS WATCHER'S MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSIS


ACUTE MEDIA STRESS SYNDROME

Examples of media that cause these symptoms include:
  • Twitter
  • Facebook
  • television 
  • printed media
  • INFOWARS?
  • CNN? ABC? NBC? ABC? FOX? RTTV?  
  • YOU TUBE?
Mental Health professionals are studying the result of watching the 911 news coverage along with the Boston bombing coverage, along with other forms of media that are causing concern and symptoms of a new mental health study.  People who watch news media may be soon DIAGNOSED with ACCUTE MEDIA STRESS DISORDER and TREATED with appropriate MEDICATION and THERAPY.

It's always nice to know we have a team of professionals working on these things for our well being and protection.

Perhaps the NSA will keep track of our daily browsing and warn us whether we may be approaching the threshold of developing this disorder?  Perhaps it can be reported to LAW ENFORCEMENT for a visit from local officials to enforce our own personal habits? 

Some say that those suffering from ACUTE MEDIA STRESS DISORDER may be treated with mandatory daily program therapy that prove to be less threatening such as watching Piers Morgan on CNN and of course any briefings that come directly from The White House or other non-threatening sources of approved media outlets.



...developing...