You lazy slow bellies are too busy watching T.V.
GO PLAY WITH YOUR IPOD and THINK PAD. YOUR THINK PAD IS WHERE YOUR BRAIN IS!
Alex Jones suggests calling your friends and family and making them aware of this. I have a different approach to this: I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! NOBODY ELSE DOES EITHER--or at least very few. The 500 people per day that read The News UNIT just don't care. Just hand out the entitlements and have some "gallows humor". The government will take care of us:
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